i knew she was the one when:

When I met a beautiful woman that liked Star Trek and NFL football.

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Monday, 15 November Brooklyn, NY

i knew he was the one when:

He told me he'd prove me wrong about love being bullshit, and I believed him.

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i knew he was the one when:

He didn't run screaming when I lost my dinner all over him, his laptop, and the book he was reading.

submitted 10:18am - 4 hearts - tagged as funny (2)

Tuesday, 2 November Cambridge, MA

i knew he was the one when:

He told me I'd never have to clean the bathroom again, because I was never very good at it anyway.

submitted 8:46am - 7 hearts - tagged as touching (1), funny (1)

i knew she was the one when:

She coquettishly covered her face with both of her hands (crossed mind you) and looked at me with her big blue eyes. Then uncovered her face and pounced on me screaming "DON'T you dare take a picture of me." I told her I wasn't going to take a picture of her and that I was only going to take a video. I watch that video at least once a week still.

submitted 2:02pm - 7 hearts - tagged as lovely (1), funny (1)

Monday, 7 February Brooklyn, NY

i knew he was the one when:

I started noticing little piles of quarters around my house that he was collecting for me for my laundry.

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Thursday, 4 November Seattle, WA

i knew she was the one when:

She told me to leave the rocket-pack on.

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Wednesday, 20 October Brooklyn, NY

i knew she was the one when:

She looked at me in all seriousness and said, "I'm so glad you're not from JDate."

submitted 6:29pm - 8 hearts - tagged as funny (1)

Monday, 11 October Manhattan, NY

i knew she was the one when:

*sniffing fingers* Quit looking at me like I’m crazy!

submitted 7:50pm - 4 hearts - tagged as funny (1)

i knew he was the one when:

He was the only guy in the room that could beat me at Soul Calibur 2. Love at first K.O.

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Tuesday, 12 October San Jose, CA

i knew he was the one when:

We were hanging around in our pjs, just chatting away and having a good time. I thought, "THIS is what I want. I'm dating the wrong guy."

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Monday, 1 November Chicago, IL

i knew he was the one when:

I noticed that he started giving me the crunchiest, crispiest french fries on his plate and eating the pickles off mine - all without ever saying a word.

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i knew he was the one when:

I was preparing for a friends bachelorette party and had to blow up a male blow up doll. I was struggling and he said "Here honey, let me help." As I was watching him blow up this ridiculous doll I realized this man would do anything for me and I had to keep him.

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Monday, 31 January Santa Clarita

i knew she was the one when:

When she burped the alphabet in Spanish then gave me a blumpkin after I won a chili dog eating contest.

submitted 11:28am - 4 hearts - tagged as funny (1), epic (1)

Wednesday, 3 November Manhattan, Kansas

i knew she was the one when:

She said she never voted for Sam Brownback.

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i knew he was the one when:

I said, "You really want to have babies with me?" and he said "I want to eat nursing-home chicken with you."

submitted 2:13pm - 47 hearts - tagged as touching (2), funny (1), lovely (1), tearjerking (1)

Tuesday, 9 November Kansas City, MO

i knew he was the one when:

When he said, "I love that we're both so twisted in the exact same way."

submitted 9:19am - 10 hearts - tagged as funny (1), epic (1)

Thursday, 21 October New York City

i knew she was the one when:

She said, "Let's go skydiving" for our anniversary.

submitted 9:58am - 10 hearts - tagged as funny (1), lovely (1), epic (1)

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